Straight Man by Richard Russo Monday, May 28 2007 

When MH recommended this book in the comments, it rang a bell. Then I remembered when he recommended the book to me about five years ago in person, and I dimly recollected him handing me a red book with a goose on the cover, and my heart sank. Sure enough, his copy of the book was sitting on a bookshelf, covered in dust, having been moved unopened and unread through two or three apartments. I now feel like a terrible friend and a thief.

This book has the atmosphere of Don Delillo’s White Noise crossed with that Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf play: you know, the high jinks of ruined old English professors at second-tier universities. Man, say what you will about my job (and it is true that my chosen profession involves a lot of pondering the Authors’ Intent, just like being an English professor) but I am so glad I didn’t go that route, professionally. One issue I had with the book is that the narrator made such a big point of being past the point of caring about anything that it was sort of hard to care what happened to him. Also, I think the book suffered, at least from my perspective, from the inevitable comparison with White Noise because while it was very funny, it lacked the sheer genius of all the professors wearing Oxford-like robes and the Hitler Studies department and that lady with Important Hair from White Noise.

The pacing of the book is pretty good and, like the reviewer said on the back of The Love God (another excellent book), I read it one one long greedy gulp — or rather, the course of four hour-long greedy gulps during my commute on the train. Good stuff. Thank you, MH, and I will return the book to you soon. Sorry about that.

Lady’s magazines part trois Thursday, May 24 2007 

June Vogue has the traditional “what models pack when they go on vacation” feature which is usually a favorite of mine but this time they put where they go in parentheses somewhere so it was just like “I pack shorts and tinted moisturizer”. Big yearbook-collage-style layout of random celebs in their summery gear. Keira Knightley goes on safari in Africa–best part is the baby elephant wearing a Louis Vuitton blanket. There seems to be a new continuting feature with a famous guy paired up with a model for big shoot–last time it was some soccer star, this time it is the heir to the Fiat fortune and *the best dressed man in the world*!! He comes by it honestly, he inherited his grandfather’s, the previous best dressed man in the world’s, clothes. Serious article about some blonde war reporter. No food article but no disgusting cosmedical article either, so it evens out.

Ladies’ magazines Sunday, May 6 2007 

June Lucky: The hair diaries has someone with curly hair, so maybe I should emulate her techniques; we are all supposed to want floopy, pleated tank tops; and mom jewelry is so hot right now. This issue is less derelicte than usual, but also sort of boring. Lucky needs to get its crazy back. Also, I am so tired of fashion spreads about “neutrals, the new color.” Boring!

May Allure: Lindsay Lohan spray-painted gold! (She is normal on the cover; the gold spray-painted pictures are inside.) In Scalpel News (definitely my favorite column name ever), they report on some new miracle herb, a new type of liposuction, and a study on which kind of breast augmentation looks most natural (the study was inconclusive, FYI). Also: neutrals, the new color!

May continues Bazaar’s death march, but it is still hanging on, despite having looked like the Final Months of Mademoiselle for the past few years. It even looks a little thicker, but it has been doing this retrospective feature (Bazaar in 1907, Bazaar in 1908, etc.) at the beginning that is like one of those slide shows at a funeral. And how many articles can they publish about how to wear clothes the right way even at your advanced age? And I think that they should worry about the fact that the only cute clothes are usually in the “70-years-old plus” category, although maybe that is also a problem with the way I dress.

May 2006 Elle is something I do not want to even discuss because of the whole tedious environmental focus of the issue. Also, they have an article that insults my beloved Ambien. Also: neturals, the new, natural, environmentally sensitive colors! I can’t wait for June issues.

Hunter S. Thompson: Fear & Loathing On the Campaign Trail ‘72 Sunday, May 6 2007 

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This is one of Aura’s old books and has been sitting on my shelf ever since I inherited it. It’s a collection of Thompson’s dispatches to Rolling Stone magazine during the presidential campaign of 1972: strangely riveting. If, like me, you were not even born in 1972, I recommend keeping a copy of All the President’s Men nearby because that book has a whole index of the cast of 70s political characters, with photos, in the front.

My beloved magazine writing professor in college was Hunter S. Thompson’s editor at RS back in the day, and he was pretty vitriolic on the subject of HST. I kind of empathized with him while reading this book. HST’s prose is so good when it’s good, but sometimes devolves into total incoherence when he is close to a deadline (this happens to me too) and there are places where it is his handwritten notes or transcriptions of his tapes because he just did not finish on time. One chapter, and you really feel the editor’s pain here, is just a transcribed interview between HST and some poor editor, because HST must not have handed anything in.

Highlights: a limo ride with Nixon because Nixon would only let a journalist who knew about football ride with him and HST was the only one who did; HST interrogating McGovern at a urinal; HST letting some random drunk guy steal his press pass and the guy comes to a Muskie press conference and drunkenly claws at Muskie’s feet, demanding that Muskie fetch him more gin, everyone thinks it’s HST because of the press pass, everyone attributes Muskie’s implosion to the failure to control this press conference, and a footnote points out that this event was later widely attributed to Nixon’s sinister CRP sabatoges of rival presidential campaigns.

Why do I have so many books about politics of the 1970s? I have no idea. I am looking for some fiction to read but I keep missing library hours. I tried to read the chief’s Proust and it is too boring even for me. Ideas? Because I really don’t want to start in on the computer books. Or the philosophy books.