The Enchanting Mitford Girls and their weird biographers Monday, Jul 30 2007 

I think I mentioned my Mitford binge from earlier this year. I bought this book that contained both Nancy Mitford’s Love in a Cold Climate and the Pursuit of Love — so good! I read them a million times.

She is a little like Evelyn Waugh, with whom she was apparently good friends, also a little like a very rich aristocratic Dorothy Parker. Then I read Jessica Mitford’s book of letters (surely as long as Bleak House but finished in one greedy gulp) that came out earlier this year, which was also excellent and fascinating, and a source of funny anecdotes about the Bay Area in the 1950s onward.

I was at the library earlier and saw this book, “The Sisters: The Saga of the Mitford Family” by Mary S. Lovell, whose cover looks almost exactly like Love in a Cold Climate so I had to read it. The book is fastidiously researched, but deeply weird. She will have five sentences in a row that are carefully sourced like, “She dated so-and-so for five years. She always made him roast beef for dinner on Thursdays,” each one carefully footnoted to a letter or interview, but always followed by something totally from left field like “but it’s unlikely that they ever had sex” or “I don’t think she knew Hitler was a Nazi” (two of the girls ended up as these sort of Hitler acolytes) with no attribution whatsoever. Very weird.

Also, the authoress seems to have fallen under the sway of the fascist sister Diana, so there are long sections about how beautiful Diana is to this day, how fascism is not so bad, and in the creepiest bit of all, something about how Oswald Mosley (which, by the way, seems like a great name for a Jackie Collins character) was not particularly racist or anti-Semitic; he just had an agenda of in favor of European unification and against “non-European immigration” into Europe.

In sum, a very creepy little book, but the pictures are good. Also, I recommend Nancy and Jessica’s books and correspondence.

Sinister attorneys v. saintly orphans: Bleak House Sunday, Jul 29 2007 

I always like these long sprawling Victorian novels where you have several narrators and you get to settle in and get cozy with the book for ages and ages. This book was 1000 pages, which was heaven; unlike certain writers whose books barely survive one train ride to work and back, Mr. Dickens was my commuting companion for several weeks.

This book has the usual cast of characters of saintly orphans and mean people who look after them, desperate street sweepers, rich benefactors who descend out of nowhere and save said orphans, and aristocrats with terrible secrets. Bleak House mixes it up with devious lawyers who are responsible for all the world’s ills.

Court, frankly, doesn’t sound like it’s changed that much from Dickens’ time in England, except for the tragic lack of white wigs. (Technically, our founding fathers eliminated the parallel courts of law and equity that are singled out by Dickens as a main reason for all the delay. But I think being able to kick things back and forth between state and federal courts, or to decide ‘oh, we in CA have to review this one cause of action by applying Maine law’ probably has the same effect.)

One thing that was sort of exciting: 800 pages in, when I was least expecting it, the book busted into a full-on Masterpiece Theatre mystery format, complete with the ingratiating, fastidious, infallible detective and a dead body. Very nice.

(Actually, speaking of masterpiece theatre, my book was supposed to be a companion edition to masterpiece theatre edition starring Gillian Anderson as Lady Dedlock, so she was on the cover in a ridiculous Victorian ensemble.)

In sum: I recommend this book, if you have not already read it (I think everyone but me already did so in high school), esp. as rainy-day reading.

Booksfree.com: not exactly like Netflix, it turns out Sunday, Jul 8 2007 

It is my sad duty to report many differences between Booksfree.com and Netflix

1.  They send the books by media class mail, which is super ghetto and takes an entire week to arrive.

2.  You have to send back all of your books before they send the next installments.  So instead of being able to mail back books as I finish them, so that I could theoretically never run out of books, I have to wait and send them both back at once and then wait a whole week while they send them back via ghetto mail.

3.  Some of the books have seen better days.  Wifey was particularly bedraggled looking and I swear the pages were stuck together during one particularly naughty scene.  (But did I keep reading?  Yes, because the state-sponsored blood-borne pathogen training I had to undergo for work was completely lost on me.)

But I got two books: Judy Blume’s Wifey (which I finished) and Charles Dickens’ Bleak House (am in the middle of this — it has Gillian Anderson on the cover, which is kind of funny; I guess she was in a Masterpiece Theat-ah production of it).  Reviews to follow.